My pointless brain has been cooking up portmanteaus of famous people’s names. The following are what I’ve come up with so far.

George Duke Ellington

Buddy Miles Davis

Lil’ Kim Thayil

Ornette Coleman Hawkins

Nat “King” Cole Porter

João Gilberto Gil

Wynton Kelly Rowland

                Mark Kelly Rowland

Geddy Lee Sklar

                Alvin Lee Sklar

                                Alvin Lee Ritenour

                                                Geddy Lee Ritenour

Ben Folds Five For Fighting

John Oliver Sacks

Arundhati Roy Buchanan

Willie Nelson Mandela

Jennifer Lawrence Krauss

Anna Kendrick Lamar

Steve Martin Short

                Dean Martin Denny

                                Steve Martin Denny   

                                                Dean Martin Short

Clark Terry Gilliam

Elizabeth Warren Buffet

                Elizabeth Warren DeMartini

Charlie Hunter S. Thompson

Philip Catherine Zeta-Jones

Carl Jungkook

Michael Spiro Agnew

Woody Allen Ginsberg

                Tony Allen Ginsberg

George Michael Jackson

                George Michael Faraday

Michael Jackson Browne

Elton John Lennon

                Elton John Coltrane

                                Elton John McLaughlin

Jon Anderson .Paak

                Ian Anderson .Paak

James Taylor Hawkins

                James Taylor Swift

Roger Taylor Hawkins

                Roger Taylor Swift

Kim Gordon Lightfoot

Toby Keith Jarrett

                Toby Keith Urban

                                Toby Keith Emerson

                                                Toby Keith Richards

Keith Emerson Fitipaldi

Randy Travis Tritt

Dave Stewart Copeland

                Rod Stewart Copeland

Rick James Brown

                Etta James Brown

                                Rick James Taylor

                                                Etta James Taylor

Debbie Harry Connick, Jr.

                Debbie Harry Styles

Hank Marvin Gaye

                Marvin Gaye Su Akyol

Daniel Hope Sandoval

Paul Simon Le Bon

                Carly Simon Le Bon

Howard Blake Shelton

Elton John Deacon

                Elton John Martyn

Jack Bruce Springsteen

                Jack Bruce Dickinson

Bon Scott Walker

                Bon Scott “Not” Ian

Scott “Not” Ian MacKaye

                Scott “Not” Ian Paice

                                Scott “Not” Ian Gillan

                                                Scott “Not” Ian Anderson

Lester Young MC

                Neil Young MC

                                Paul Young MC

Lester Young Thug

                Neil Young Thug

                                Paul Young Thug

Young MC Solaar

                Young MC Lyte

                                Young MC Eiht

                                                Young MC Ren

                                                                Young MC Hammer

                                                                                Young MC Frontalot

                                                                                                Young MC Hawking

MC Ren & Stimpy

Vanilla Ice-T

                Vanilla Ice Cube

DJ Jazzy Jeff Beck & The Fresh Prince Rogers Nelson

                DJ Jazzy Jeff Buckley & The Fresh Prince Rogers Nelson

Mos Def Leppard

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Nina Hagen-Dasz

John Abercrombie & [Figure it out.]

LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Natalie Portmanteau